February 2012
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Is living like a machine all adulthood is?
badlandspolaroid:
Because it blows. When you’re a kid you’re like: Man, I’m NEVER gonna get stuck in a fucking dead-end job and I’m gonna go and do my DREAMS MAN! And then you get to be an adult and you see how easy it is to get stuck in that shit. You think: Dreams are for people that don’t have bills, travel is for people that got money, and hope is for people that don’t gotta work, honey.
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basically why can’t I get a convenience store to deliver me a hot dog in this day and age
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yeah Elle good job it’s totally okay to get hammered on a Tuesday and make out with your co-worker
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the forever kind of love.
katherine-victoria:
Sometimes I see pictures of the guy I had a crush on in sixth and seventh (and maybe like eighth and part of ninth. and like for a second in eleventh) grade on my facebook dash and I’m like… get out of here hipster you have a girls name.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaadidnt have the same thought about the same person earlier tonight or anything
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well the first parade of mardi gras is tonight and I’m dressed up in suspenders and thigh highs and here’s hoping I live through the next two weeks because that’s never a guarantee this time of year
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You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (source: npr)
This is one of the most lovely and comforting things I’ve ever read or heard about death and grieving, and I have been to more funerals than I can remember.
(via anachronistique)
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BEN IS COMING TO NEW ORLEANS FROM THE 14TH TO THE...
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January 2012
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i wish there a “single but trust me you do not wanna get involved with this mess” option on facebook
I keep a list on my phone of every person I’ve ever hooked up with and sometimes I wonder what the result would be if I posted it on Facebook and tagged everyone that’s on it
hilarity? or r e a l t r a g e d y
if I posted to my blog literally even half as much as I just lurk tumblr it’d be like 20 pages an hour
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when people in movies order “the salad”
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Last night, thought I had to work and was going to miss The Mountain Goats. Instead, I got off work two hours early and when I went to the show the guy in front of me randomly offered an extra place on the guest list he had so I didn’t even have to buy a ticket.
Well done there.
thelisbonmaru:
if you enjoy playing underwater Super Mario levels then you are literally Satan
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